Seen in the Mission section of the Website of Shakey’s Philippines:
We will WOW them all!
I imagine this was how this magnificent piece of corpoetry (corporate poetry) was revealed for the first time in their annual Sales rally:
Ladies and Gentlemen of Shakey’s Philippines…
We…
will…
WOW…
them…
ALL!*
I want my Shakey's thin crust
*with blood and guts spilling everywhere
Shakey’s Katipunan Avenue is our favorite default Sunday family lunch place. It has pizza, salads, shakes, mojos and an ice cream bar where you can stuff your face with soft-serve all day. I actually like the place and we’ve been regular patrons since time immemorial.
But today was different. After weeks of renovation, Shakey’s Katipunan was really poised to WOW them all because now you can play video games, shoot baskets ’til your arms become numb and make fun of those kids on the dance revolution platform…while waiting for your food! WOW!
With the wonders of lateral marketing, not only can you do banking in groceries, dine at gas stations, take pictures with your mobile phone, ingest medicine via candy, etc. Now you can beat your mother at air hockey in a family pizza restaurant.
I suppose it’s a good idea and it’s being done in many restaurants abroad. However, I really hope that they do not deliberately take too long to prepare your food or bill so you or your kids can spend more money on this Fun Zone.
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